I used to dance when I was younger… jazz, lyrical, tap and (my personal fave) hip hop. I still dance (weekly zumba classes) but that and my poppin’-n-lockin’ in tha club ain’t the quite the same. Sometimes I look up choreography on YouTube but getting into something choreographed in my (small) home office isn’t exactly what I had in mind. It’s kind of like trying to dance in a limo. Tight. And not good.
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” Dayum.
Only cool people who can Dougie* can ride in the limo with me.
A.Co says, ‘WHAT’* | The tree says, ‘WHAT’
* No, she doesn’t always talk in the third person.
I’m kidding. I never talk in the third person. Except today.